Enough about gophers. What about those tasty possum on a half-shell. I had lots of em invading while I lived in Brandon just never got the right recipe!
I am trying to start a Florida trend. Eat more iguana. Nutritional breakdown compares very favorably to beef and chicken, and the taste is chickenish, as well. So far, not much luck. How's the gopher campaign going? (I'm sending this to you by email, with photos, to prove my sincerity).
I’ve eaten a bunch of iguana, usually in stew, and you’re right, it ain’t bad. Here’s hoping for another hard freeze and we can just harvest them off the ground when they fall out of the trees.
Funny column. As a Southern Californian, I can attest to the gopher problem. My neighbor sometimes sits in his backyard, waiting with a BB gun for one to pop his head up. If you ever get Mr. Jeff’s number, pass it along.
In a have lemons, make lemonade vein - tell him to buy one of those big rubber hammers. He could charge people to come over and play real life whack-a-mole.
Ok, Bob. I voted that you WERE in fact an asshole, but it has nothing to do with that text exchange which was truly hilarious. I am stunned that so many Floridians harbor California hate. They have higher taxes, more crowded roads, and no manatees. Pity should be the appropriate response. Of course we are the home of “Only in Florida Man.” So, maybe we should be neutral about Californians.
Hilarious column, Bob. The most amazing thing though is that ole Jo’ seemed legit. I thought every one of those “wrong number” texts was the intro to a scam.
Those ARE armadillos we are talking bout
With a Mount Gay chaser
Ya Know, the Armadillo is both delicious and comes in it's own container.
Ease of preparation...throw it in the microwave and just pop off the chest plate when ready.
Heck, you can even find em' on the side of the road, no baited hook or peeling off the fur necessary.
And then throw out your microwave.
Enough about gophers. What about those tasty possum on a half-shell. I had lots of em invading while I lived in Brandon just never got the right recipe!
Place prepared possum on a cedar plank and roast over hot coals for two hours. Thow away possum and eat plank.
Another funny column —nearly spit out my coffee at…I waited. Classic.
That’s what I’m here for. To get spit takes from readers
Yes, you were kind of an asshole, but it was funny. You're forgiven.
Whew, thanks, now I can sleep at night.
🤣🤣🤣
I am trying to start a Florida trend. Eat more iguana. Nutritional breakdown compares very favorably to beef and chicken, and the taste is chickenish, as well. So far, not much luck. How's the gopher campaign going? (I'm sending this to you by email, with photos, to prove my sincerity).
I’ve eaten a bunch of iguana, usually in stew, and you’re right, it ain’t bad. Here’s hoping for another hard freeze and we can just harvest them off the ground when they fall out of the trees.
Funny column. As a Southern Californian, I can attest to the gopher problem. My neighbor sometimes sits in his backyard, waiting with a BB gun for one to pop his head up. If you ever get Mr. Jeff’s number, pass it along.
In a have lemons, make lemonade vein - tell him to buy one of those big rubber hammers. He could charge people to come over and play real life whack-a-mole.
I’d actually pay to see that
Tell him to take up gopher fishing …
It was hilarious. True LOL
Maybe you can go gopher fishing in Colorado …
Only Alvins here….
We ate guinea pig in Peru. I’m wondering if it tastes anything like gopher…
Well, the only way to find out is to go fishing for one.
Can one eat chipmunks
We have lots
Yes, but save Alvin for dessert.
If you eat Alvin, do you sing in a cartoon b voice for the rest of your life?
Ok, Bob. I voted that you WERE in fact an asshole, but it has nothing to do with that text exchange which was truly hilarious. I am stunned that so many Floridians harbor California hate. They have higher taxes, more crowded roads, and no manatees. Pity should be the appropriate response. Of course we are the home of “Only in Florida Man.” So, maybe we should be neutral about Californians.
I love California. Used to live in Santa Barbara. But I still enjoy messing with Californians.
The next text you get is going to be from PETA. Don't answer.
PETA? You mean the nice folks from Please Eat The Animals?
Why do you get the fun ones??
'Cause I'm just a fun guy, I guess...
Hilarious column, Bob. The most amazing thing though is that ole Jo’ seemed legit. I thought every one of those “wrong number” texts was the intro to a scam.
Tom, as far as I know, Josephina was not A.I. Unless it stands for "Awfully Impressionable."
Well after she talked to you she was Awfully Informed