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Bob Morris's avatar

I’m just glad I survived to tell it.

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jim swain's avatar

Just discovered two coins from the Atocha in my safe. There will never be another Conch like Mel Fisher.

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Bob Morris's avatar

Damn, Jim, what else you got in there?

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jim swain's avatar

Some old handguns my father in law dropped off before going to central America.

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Jake Vest's avatar

You arrived five years after Jerry Jeff Walker and Jimmy Buffet had left butt imprints on many of the same barstools and "sung all the fun out of it." The Keys are not my cup of mango juice, but I know people who still swear by the experience and a couple of embarrassing specimens who grow Hemingway beards. Jerry Jeff did a song/salute to that ilk with a song titled, "Just Another Gringo in Belize." For sunburns, sticky shirts and pulchritude, I prefer Myrtle Beach, but I also put ice in red wine, so I am a barbarian. Crested Butte, Colo. is better than both of them combined. But why travel? It has always amazed me that people will go somewhere else for debauchery when there is so much available locally.

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Bob Morris's avatar

Yeah, that’s me always behind the curve. But I have seen vast amounts of pulchritude in Cayo Hueso.

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Benthall Slow Travel's avatar

What a story, Bob — that stretch of sand sounds like the real Key West origin myth. I love how you capture both the chaos and the charm that never quite leaves you.

If you find yourself with a drink in your hand (and your virtual toes in the sand), stop by to read about our Keys adventure. 🌴 https://thebenthalls.substack.com/p/before-we-traveled-the-world-we-survived?r=5ci1ff

–Kelly

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Bob Morris's avatar

Will do, Kelly. Thanks for dropping by Bob’s Diner….

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Norman Van Aken's avatar

Oh the stories that place could tell.

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Bob Morris's avatar

And you’ve heard most of them.

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Norman Van Aken's avatar

Starred in a few in fact. A long long time ago!

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Rick S's avatar

Cool story!!!

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Bull Garlington's avatar

Thank God you left. Otherwise, you'd never have explained to me the dangers of ironing naked.

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Bob Morris's avatar

Not the dangers, the delights…

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Eric Estrin's avatar

Wait a minute — severance pay? You guys were holding out on me!

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Bob Morris's avatar

You know what we got paid. So you should know we weren’t holding out much.

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Judy CZUBATI's avatar

Not sure how I found the Diner but..we old Jersey Girls LOVE Diners…

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Bob Morris's avatar

Welcome, Judy. Come back soon…

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DonGlenn's avatar

Have you written a biography yet? 😜

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