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Well Bob there is soo much here to respond to, but frankly I don't think I will live long enough to give it a proper commentary..So I'll just pick one. .#1."If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state and utter only guttural, meaningless sounds, I think it’s obvious that I should be … elected to the Florida Legislature."" As a Native Floridian but no longer an active Native I can honestly say without bias or malice that being brain dead would put you sir at the head of the class in the Florida legislation..In fact I would vote for you more than once.. Live long and Prosper ( cant find that Vulcan Hand Emoji anywhere..Spock took it with him I guess..)
Mmmmmm I think a bushel of Minneola Tangelos should be quite sufficient to secure the unlikely hood of you ever running for public office much less winning..I will leave NO palm ungreased to accomplish my agenda...
Love this, now I know….how about the question they ask about offing yourself? That one kills me.😉
So to speak …
Before you have to endure any more Snarky Nurse comments at next year's exam, you might consider getting one of those new gold plated scales that automatically adjusts your weight to that of a 28 year old NFL linebacker. They are only $769.95 and you can order one directly from:
www.Commander-In-Thief.com
Made in China - order soon, erratic tariffs or late night Truth Social posts could change pricing.
Can I get something to reduce the size of my man boobs at the same place?
I reserve the right to substitute tequila for morphine.
If you’re checking out for good, why not both?
Morphine makes me itchy and my brain gets fuzzy. Tequila gives me super powers
like immortality!
Well Bob there is soo much here to respond to, but frankly I don't think I will live long enough to give it a proper commentary..So I'll just pick one. .#1."If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state and utter only guttural, meaningless sounds, I think it’s obvious that I should be … elected to the Florida Legislature."" As a Native Floridian but no longer an active Native I can honestly say without bias or malice that being brain dead would put you sir at the head of the class in the Florida legislation..In fact I would vote for you more than once.. Live long and Prosper ( cant find that Vulcan Hand Emoji anywhere..Spock took it with him I guess..)
I am corrupt and will accept any bribes to keep me out of public office.
Mmmmmm I think a bushel of Minneola Tangelos should be quite sufficient to secure the unlikely hood of you ever running for public office much less winning..I will leave NO palm ungreased to accomplish my agenda...
Loved this! Thank you…you’ve given great ideas for my living will! Long live the Boomers!
Oh yes!!! Good idea!!👍
Hmmm, maybe I’ll turn it into one of those legal boilerplates and make a killing. Or not.