Where in the World is Bob's (Mobile) Diner?

Hello, hungry people.

We’ll make this quick since I’m about to hop on a plane and head for the country where the nice gent in the photo lives.

So … Pop Quiz!

Yeah, too easy. It’s #3 — Oscar Arias, 84, former president of Costa Rica and winner of the 1987 Nobel Peace Prize.

He’s also persona non grata in the U.S. ever since the VSG ¹ administration revoked his visa to visit our country earlier this month.

So … Another Pop Quiz!

Again, too easy. And again, #3.

Because, as we all know, the VSG ² is a thin-skinned cockwaddle who loses his shit at the least hint of a slight.

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Arias was twice elected president of Costa Rica, which has a longstanding tradition as a stable democracy. It’s also a beacon of pacifism. In 1949 it became the first nation in the world to disband its standing army. As a result, it can offer its citizens free healthcare and free education through college. And nearly 30 percent of its land area is dedicated to national parks and preserves.

So, yeah, another one of those “shithole countries,” as the VSG³ likes to call them.

Arias is greatly respected throughout Central America. He won his Nobel for brokering peace in the region to end conflicts during the 1980s.

So of course he had something to say in response to the VSG administration deporting undocumented, third-world migrants (and lots of documented ones) to Central America.

"It has never been easy for a small country to disagree with the U.S. government, and even less so, when its president behaves like a Roman emperor, telling the rest of the world what to do," Arias posted on social media.

Is that some harsh, disrespectful language or what?

Much worse than calling someone a thin-skinned cockwaddle.

Frankly, I’m surprised the Offended Party hasn’t already dispatched SEAL Team One to settle the score.

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But the plane for San Jose is boarding and I gotta run.

See you back here soon. Like tomorrow probably. Or the next day. All depends.

Thanks for reading.

1. Very Stable Genius

2. Visa-Snatching Ghoul

3. Vain Satanlike Gorilla